Saturday, April 01, 2006

This is some week, my friends...

I went to a bar last night.. La Hacienda.. you pay for entrance and than beer, champagne, wine and self made mixes of those three are free of charge. A very decent bar, it really is. Free drinks? Sounds like a bar that must had seen some big fights.. No worries.. come on! This is denmark.. what could happen?

Three turkish guys and an afro happened. They walked up to us on our way home, they saw we were taking pictures on the street. I was a little suspicious when they insited very much on taking pictures about us with my camera.. No offense, but I could smell it was not good. Soon enough me and my friend, we were separated.. got into a little give and take... i managed to take my phone and keep the guy from my camera.. after a while some danish guys appeared to aid us, and we managed to stop a cab, so suddenly our minority friends disappeared with the contents of the wallet of my friend.
The turkish cab driver was a pain in the ass.. I most politically correctly told him that some turkish guys just robbed us, so he should call the police on his radio. He started yelling about racism.. and did not want to let us go.. i was centimeters away from telling him that he should check some statistics if he really wanted to go into detail.. than I stopped. Firstly because such a statement would lead far towards ideas I do not intend to promote, but mainly because the word "statistic" does not resemble its turkish version, so I saw no chance he would get it. Also its too long to read for him.. he would give up half way.. so there was no chance he could be familiar with it.

Top of the tops.. the Danish police. God bless those worhty man and women who serve the people, guarding peace, highest ethics and mutual understanding among people.. they really are the foundation of a democracy. Well, danish police, if you are reading this.... Fuck you. You took me to the faraway police station, when I never asked for it, than you told me I need to be absolutely sober to be able to file a complaint.. so i could come back tomorrow, plus thanks for the enthusiasm you showed when you said: "there is no point in the whole thing, really". Well there is a point you moron. The point is to try and make a difference, Lars... The point is to remove your filthy fat ass from that police station and put someone in charge with at least a drop of sympathy and responsibility for the role of the armed insitution that is supposed to guard US. The donuts you grow your ass on are payed for by money that people pay as taxes.

I am sorry.. I guess I got taken away a little.. but I really had the time to think it over on a one hour walk towards my home..

Denmark holds some surprises, man, you trust me on this one.