If you come to Denmark, here is an advice for you: Dont leave your jacket unattended. I just had mine stoles.

Kinda ridiculous. I mean if you are from a country where the standard of living allows you to buy 2 jackets a month... obviously you are in the need of a third one...
Ok, apart from the joke.. this is just no life without 3 jackets a month, right.. i would go stealing too...

I hope you are collecting some money for your mothers funeral... may she rest in peace. f***er...