Imagine being stuck in a Bounty commercial. No slow motion, though, but otherwise its one to one. Perfect beach with white sand and extremely blue ocean. The old fat tourist rate is down to almost zero, the russian and spanish girls in bikinis rate is at a comfortable high up for eye candy.
They serve a Mojito that makes the mojitos I had before feel like drinking rainwater on an early Tuesday morning. The club sandwich contrary to its name is not made of a club but fresh vegetables and meat. By the way following the same logic I never figured why there is no Baklava in a Turkey sandwich, would it have been just too obvious?
Like when you see an Eifel towar and immediately think you could be in:
- Paris
- or
- Bolivia
- England
- Germany
- Kings Island, Ohio
- China, Shenzen
- Parizh (which is a city in Russia)
- Romania, Slobozia
- Copenhagen, in the zoo
- Fayetteville in North Carolina
- Walt Disney park in Florida
- Paris (which is a city in Texas)
- Tenesse
- Atlanta
- Poland
- Brussels
- Montmartre
- Malaysia
- Austin, Texas
- Greece
- Paris (a city in Michigan)
- Baku, Azerbaijan
- Varna, Bulgaria
- Aktau, Kazakhstan
- Crailsheim, Germany
- or facing the fridge of travel-loving girl with a bad hangover.
ok, maybe not so obvious.
