Its been some time since I posted.. hmm lets see what happened.

First and foremost I spend about two hours every day chatting an angel I have never actually met.
She is just killing me... the non pretentious nature she has got, the wit, the humour.. she is ahh. you know what I mean.

Anyway here is my problem, I can't get to meet her. Not that we know each other for long, plus based on my pictures on iwiw, I would definately not meet myself without at least a Chuck Norris bodyguard, so I cant blame her.

That does not change my situation though, nor my objectives. I need to accidentally bump into her.. probably on the public transportation or something. She does not like the metro and avoids it, so that skews my possibilities. Now, how do you bump into someone (most accidentally I repeat), whom you never met, and got no idea where she lives, works, studies or what so ever.

I was thinking about giving free candy to everyone at Oktogon. That is a pretty simple way of meeting everyone. Everybody likes candy, everybody likes "free", so my action, sooner or later would draw everyone there. There is a problem, though. "Accidentally" does not happen when you are giving candy away in such a ... strategically planned manner. (No, dont even mention giving chocolates away, that falls into the same category).

"I want to accidentally bump into you" sign? Too direct...
"Please bump into me" - call to action? to early at this stage.. plus I would have to pretend someone sneaked the 50 square foot sign over head while I was not paying attention. (Not so easy I suppose).
I can start bumping into everyone randomly is a good one. The problem is a bumping takes about 3.7 seconds, while there is someone moving by you every 0.234 seconds. That means I can easily bump into the person that came 3 people in front of her, and than bump into the person that came 9 after her, and completely spoil my chance, when it finally comes. This is a no-go too...

Shit.. this is harder than I expected..

I could make a campaing where I promote the idea of bumping to increase my chances of bumping into her. In that case I would not have to rely on bumping into others, because if I had done my job well, there will be many pro active bumpers beside me. The only barrier there is that probably the whole thing would end up tha same way it did the last time. Remember october in Budapest? Crazy... all that for a single innocent bump?? Which is not even guaranteed to be welcome..

Ahh.. I think its better if I just try to get her number.. after all....