- Why do the jews hate Moses?
- Because he led them to the only place in the middle east with no oil.
G.B., we owe you one for this one :)
I was discussing this matter with a friend yesterday, and we have come to think, that probably the whole thing went wrong when Moses took the wrong stone plates from the hill. Those were there for the Mormons.. Don't kill, don't lie.. you know the stuff we know.
The other plate that was meant for the jews originally is stuck with the Mormons. It reads:
"No party".
Its funny how Clooneyism seems to have adopted this dogma, into their famous prayer: "No Martini, no party". There has been a lot of discussion in Europe lately, whether product placement should be tolerated in movies, TV shows and such. Nobody has touched the issue of product placements in religions, which is something that we miss badly. At first sight I thought Clooneyism is probably the pioneer of this innovative marketing NATL tool (Nowhere around the line), but I have soon come to realize that Jesus could have struck a good deal with the local bakery and winery in Jerusalem. If brands were as developed back than, as they are today, our prayers could be much different.
Drink Coke, because it is my blood.
Eat KFC Chicken wings, because that is my body.
In the end of the ceremonies we could have found orselves listening to the pope as he sais.
The actors of the show dress from Cottonfield.
Our partner on the roads is Volvo.
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Thank you all for your support.
Its funny how Clooneyism seems to have adopted this dogma, into their famous prayer: "No Martini, no party". There has been a lot of discussion in Europe lately, whether product placement should be tolerated in movies, TV shows and such. Nobody has touched the issue of product placements in religions, which is something that we miss badly. At first sight I thought Clooneyism is probably the pioneer of this innovative marketing NATL tool (Nowhere around the line), but I have soon come to realize that Jesus could have struck a good deal with the local bakery and winery in Jerusalem. If brands were as developed back than, as they are today, our prayers could be much different.
Drink Coke, because it is my blood.
Eat KFC Chicken wings, because that is my body.
In the end of the ceremonies we could have found orselves listening to the pope as he sais.
The actors of the show dress from Cottonfield.
Our partner on the roads is Volvo.
Our worldy communication is brought us by T-mobile.
Thank you all for your support.
