I am an SPA from now on. It stands for the Secret Pimp Agent status, cause I am part of the Secret Pimp Agency.

As an agent I have come to see a new a way of life, that is maybe best illustrated with an altered version of the Mastercard campaign slogan.

-There are some things money cant buy.
-So fuck the rest.

Concluding this idea, it can also be understood as: "Fuck everything you can buy". The whole idea is derived from an ancient Greek proverb: "You cant fuck what you cant buy". This is even so considering the fact that it is also not very nice if you buy what you fuck. Not every time anyway :)

You cant tell this to anyone, in fact now I realize that because I told you, I have to kill you. And than to make sure the secret stays with me and my fellow agents I will have to kill everyone you know. And your family. Than I will have to kill everyone that knows those you know, plus obviously those that know your family. To short cut this list from now on your family will fall under the "people you know" category. So back to where I was, I will also have to kill those that know those (or could know) those that know those who know your family. And the list goes on. I can't just leave those who know those that know those who maybe know those that could possibly talk to those that know you. I just realize that to tell this to someone, maybe the criteria "you know someone" is not strict enough, so I will have to kill everyone you could know. And those who could know those that you could know. Together with the ones I listed above, obviously. Ah, shit. You might even tell this to someone you could not possibly know, but could tell to, or email to, or sms to, or show to, or suggest to, or even think about somehow letting to know to. IT VERY MUCH SEEMS LIKE I WILL HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE.
but its ok.. everyone needs a reason to wake up for everyday.. right? I am gonna need a Nuke...

That is not what I wanted to say though, I was going to send a message to all the ladies out there, and all the guys too. Don't worry its not the kinda I love you all thing. I just want to tell that most of you are wrong. Stop chasing those life situations when you can shag or get shagged. Every time this "flash and bone" emotionless walkie shaggy pimpy encounter happens, you loose a bit of your soul. Something you might address as childish behavior, but trust me, life is greater with it.

I realize I might just regret these words very much the next time a hard body is going to tell me: "oh I am so lonely, I think I need someone to slowly massage me into sleep tonight with that exotic oil I bought for my yoga classes" and after a pause adding: "but you only shag for love, so you are out".

But I feel really strongly about this now.
Ciao.