I met Penelope Cruz on the metro. Than she was at the railway station. Finally I met her in the elvevator. She keeps changing her age, but no fooling me. She is all over the place. She kinda screwed me on the metro though. Not intentionally of course. I asked some questions about the upcoming stops of the metro and such and she was very happy to answer. After some time I started testing her, and asked contradicting questions but she kept saying yes. Hmm. I think I identified one of the common personality flows of Spanish people. They are very happy to answer questions they never understood in the first place! She could have saved me about 25 minutes of walk in 40 celsius with a 20 kilogram bag if she said: "No ablo Engles, I just look like Penelope". She definately was Penelope, but I would agree to the first part as I look back now..
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