The Greedy Cows

I think I have seen the biggest boobs today... I mean the biggest boobs, yesterday. If that woman walks down a big green field, cows start eating faster out of greed. This was specially breeded one, capable of motivating half of Ireland at once. Cows could spot her boobs from 500 kilometres. I think there is not really a much longer distance in Ireland, except if you posess the rare ability of seeing in ways other than seeing in curves. Which ability would provide you with a practicly indefinate distance of seeing.

Ah damn, I just realize that although there is no barrier, I still cant see straight to an indefinate distance. Anyway.. back to her boobs. They were quiet. "Remarkable". Somebody once told me: "Aint such a thing as too big boobs". He is a man of love and spirit. Anyway, the lady we examining today, was wearing a shirt on top. It said: "LOOK ME", and it was intelligently hidden in the middle of the ... well.. phenomena. First I thought it was just placed there to distract the guys. As long as they are hardly thinking about the screwed grammar of this statement, they are at least not staring at what is under them, but than I dismissed the thought and realized, this is just one of the many evidences that people DO NOT THINK.

In fact this is evidence of more than one. It took one idiot to develop this product, another one to produce, at least three more idiots for distribution, and one in the shop, who put it on the shelf... I did not count the wearer on purpose, because I am most certain she is just an object well designed to motivate the cows in Ireland.

LOOK ME?!?! Jesus christ... LOOK ME on an airplane!!! And ms LOOK ME was blond! She was not french, but could have been! She definately has been to france. I think she today thinks that there was a Hungarian guy on the airplane who finds big tits, very veeery funny :)