This is how I look when going for an impossibly cool rescue mission where my agency IMF sent me. "Fuck yeah" IMF stands for Impossible mission force. From now on, all you average Joes can call me Miiihiister Cruz :) (I wiss miss Cruz would marry me so I could take her name up). The picture was taken seconds before I jumped on the first wheel facing my half russian half korean (red anyway) opponent who was closing with a speed of 400 kilometers. That is not because I am not moving but because he is moving with a 100 kilometers. Guess what I am on an american impossible bike that goes 300. Obviously after breaking for minutes, huh. But the point is, this is mission impossible seven. For those of you who just saw the third one, I can tell, that I am changing agency. IMF (Impossible Mission Force for those who started reading this in the middle), i think it is a little over the top, so I filed for a transfer to the UCNSST. They are Hot. It stands for: Unbelieveably Cool Ninja Squad Secret Thingy.

-Tom