A couple of dayz ago I had some hardship finding a local pub, The Happy Pig. I did not know what the name stood for but when I saw all the already "very happy" customers being dunk to an extent that I thought only italian girls are able to reach - it suddenly made sense. Long story shortened: I ended up there with my bottom end as icy as it can get, so I rushed to the bar to get something that makes me feel my prettyer end, and here is what I saw:
I was very much of a laughing pig... :) suddenly.